Britain’s Got Talent: Mr. Methane puts the art into fart (video)
The judges of Britain’s Got Talent were blown away when a “professional farter” auditioned for the show last night.
Mr. Methane, otherwise known as Paul Oldfield, tried to perform the Blue Danube Waltz using his bottom, despite being instantly buzzed by Simon Cowell.
“You are a disgusting creature,” Simon said after Oldfield’s performance.
The 43-year-old flatulist from Macclesfield, Cheshire is already a TV veteran, having appeared on Channel 4’s The Word and Frank Skinner.
Oldfield started performing in 1991 and he claims to be the only performing professional flatulist in the world. He has appeared at top comedy festivals in Montreal, Melbourne and Edinburgh as well as many public and private shows for exclusive clients.
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