‘Blow Job‘ is a series of portraits by Lithuanian photographer Tadao Cern showing people’s faces being blown by strong winds. Cern used a machine that produces gale-force winds to distort his subjects’ faces, but I don’t know if he also used minimal make-up and Photoshop to achieve his desired effect.

You can check out his Facebook page to view more hilarious photos.

[Hat tip to DesignTaxi]

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‘Blow Job’ by Tadao Cern

It’s just a matter of time before robots become smarter than us. And perhaps at some point in the future, the idea of artificial intelligence rising up to destroy mankind will come true. Epipheo interviewed “Robopocalypse” author Daniel H. Wilson to find out exactly how to survive a robot uprising.

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Here are a few things we can do to reduce the odds of being killed by the evil robots

This eight-inch chocolate cock from United Indecent Pleasures is perfect for bachelorette parties, wedding showers, birthdays, or for an emergency chocolate craving.

Each cock has a double filling: The lower part of the enormous cock (from the waist down, so to speak) is filled with a fine chocolate fondant that has a sensual texture conceived to melt in the mouth, or any other part of the body, and that is remarkably delicate and smooth.

The upper part of the handsome member is filled with a sensorial treasure, the colour and texture of which is remarkably similar to a real man’s fluid, with the advantage that these boast a range a different flavours that are nearly as exotic and surprising as the real thing.

Choose from 6 varieties: Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

[Hat tip to Dezeen]

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Now here’s something to get your mouth into

Some nutty Batman fan got a little bit serious about his facial hair. And for once, I have nothing else to say.

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The Moustache Rises

These USB flash drives look exactly like tampons. Available in 2, 4, and 8GB from Meninos for $30 to $55. I just hope the ladies don’t get them mixed up.

[Hat tip to technabob]

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Tampon Flash Drive

I have a Golden Retriever Lab Mix that loves (like most) to drink out of a running faucet, so I guess this would be a great gift for him.

“The Doggie Fountain is a cool solution for keeping your dogs water supply safe, fresh and readily available. The fountain is connected to your garden hose, and by using a common Y-splitter shutoff valve at the spigot, you can use your garden hose without disturbing the Doggie Fountain connection. The Doggie Fountain features a valve that lets you adjust the height of the vertical stream. No more messy, hot water…you just need to be patient and teach your furry friend a new trick.”

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Has anyone bought one of those fountains made for dogs? Are they worth it? Let me know in the comments section below this post.

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The Doggie Fountain will keep your pet’s water supply safe

Dogs humping humans are a common sight everywhere, but here’s something you don’t see very often.

A piebald stallion got a little too excited during a routine check at the historic Smithfield Horse Fair in Dublin, Ireland recently. The horse took the cops for a ride after one policeman tried to take a look at the horny beast’s electronic tag.

It took them a while to calm him down. Luckily, no one was injured during the incident.

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Horse humps cops in Dublin

It’s no Dougie, but Britain’s Prince Harry showed that he can bust a move when he was invited on the dance floor by a local worker in Kingston, Jamaica on Tuesday (March 6).

Wearing a pair of blue – and, quite possibly, suede shoes, the 27-year-old royal gyrated to a rendition of Bob Marley’s “One Love” while the cheering crowds praised his dancing skills.

Prince Harry, a British Army captain who recently qualified as an Apache attack helicopter pilot, is visiting Jamaica as part of a Diamond Jubilee tour in honor of her grandmother Queen Elizabeth II as she celebrates 60 years on the throne.

Jamaica is a Commonwealth realm – a sovereign state that has Elizabeth II as its monarch and head of state.

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Video: Prince Harry dancing to Bob Marley in Jamaica

It was bound to happen eventually.

A pair of used tight boxers once owned by NBA sensation Jeremy Lin is currently being auctioned off on eBay. Bidding starts at $1,000, and for ten grand it’s all yours!

The seller explains: “My brothers friend went to Harvard and was in the same dorm, got his boxers from the dryer on accident. Got them from him for $100 because hes stupid. Buy now and these could be worth alot in the future.”

There is no way someone is believing this crap. But we think it’s pretty funny.

Thanks, Catherine.

UPDATE: The listing has been removed on eBay.

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Jeremy Lin’s underwear up for grabs on eBay

Here’s an adorable video of two puggles (pug/beagle mixes) teaching a 5-month-old infant how to use his teether.

Thanks, Gilbert.

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Video: Dogs teach baby to chew

This whole “How People See Me” meme has been making the rounds on Facebook for the past few weeks. Now it even has versions about our lovable furry creatures. Chem them out below.

[Hat tip to BuzzFeed]

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“How People See Me” according to animals

So, you love Starbucks. However, you wish their food and drinks weren’t so f****n’ expensive. But hey, if you think your Caffe Misto or Vanilla Frap is too pricey, wait until you see Logan Warren’s concoction.

“Armed with my Starbucks Rewards card, I decided to take the opportunity to find out just how much money I could pour into a Trenta — Starbucks’ whopping 31 ounce cup! After about a half-hour with a laughing barista, we created the most expensive drink possible: one Java Chip Frappuccino in a Trenta cup, 16 shots of espresso, a shot of soy milk, caramel flavoring, banana puree, strawberry puree, vanilla beans, Matcha powder, protein powder, and a drizzle of caramel and mocha.”

What’s the damage?

$23.60!

The personalized drink, which according to Logan was “tolerable, but not good,” apparently has over 1,400mg of caffeine — that’s as much as 14 regular cups of coffee!

Kudos to Starbucks for their amazing customer service. The drink was paid for using a Starbucks Rewards card, which said “We’ll make any drink you like” and they honored that, despite how ‘crazy’ his order was.

[Hat tip to Geekologie]

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Have you ever wondered how much it would cost to create the most expensive Starbucks drink possible?

Some new sandals have been created by an Australian footwear company so wearers can feel the same sensation as walking barefoot on a freshly cut lawn.

KUSA’s grass flip flops are made with a thick layer of artificial turf that looks and feels pretty similar to the real deal. The material occasionally needs to be fluffed but doesn’t require weeding, mowing or fertilizing.

“KUSA flip flops give you an extra layer of comfort. Comfort you can’t feel anywhere else (short of walking on real grass). Our unique Syn-Turf material conforms to and is naturally shaped by the individual contours of your feet,” proclaims the company website.

The sandals are currently available online from around $30.

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Love the feeling of bare feet on freshly mowed grass? Then these flops are for you.

The guys from LEGO have teamed up with Moleskine to create limited edition diaries, planners and notebooks. Each pad comes in ruled or unlined models and includes a LEGO bookmark, stickers, and an actual LEGO piece built into the cover. No word on price yet, but these products will be available in limited quantities starting March 1.

I bought two Moleskines last year (Classic and Reporter), with no idea on how I was going to use them since I do most of my writing on my computer. In a wired world, smartphones, laptops and tablets have become a virtual necessity for everyday life. But let’s face it: there’s something so beautiful about writing on traditional paper-based notebooks whenever inspiration strikes while riding the bus.

[Hat tip to PSFK]

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LEGO collaborates with Moleskine to launch limited edition notebooks

The video below has been making the rounds (we picked it up off Daily Picks and Flicks), showing Slovakian violist Lukas Kmit performing at a Jewish Orthodox synagogue in Presov.

Kmit was playing a beautiful piece on his viola when the all-too-familiar Nokia ringtone interrupted his recital. The musician paused for a while, smiled and then continued his performance with an improvised version of the world’s most famous ringtone, to the delight of an audience who broke into applause.

At first, I thought the video was a lame attempt at viral marketing by the Finnish telecommunications giant. But according to HuffPost, the incident was real. The clip was actually posted in July last year, but just now the netizens seem to have noticed.

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Slovakian violist Lukas Kmit riffs off concert-interrupting Nokia ringtone [VIDEO]