Charlie Sheen: I Want Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis, you are more than welcome to join Charlie Sheen‘s harem, otherwise known as “Sheen’s Goddesses.”
Sheen made public his desire for Kunis, telling the crowd during his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” show in Columbus, Ohio, on Wednesday that the “Black Swan” actress has already been “pre-approved” by the 45-year-old actor’s current girlfriends. “Here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved!” Sheen said. “I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment,” said Sheen in an apparent verbal hit against ex-wife Denise Richards, who the actor accused of being a dog thief.
Sheen even offered some ideas about how he can convince “super f**king hot thief” Kunis. “I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes,” he said. Kunis, however, has no plans whatsoever of joining Sheen, with the actress’s friends reportedly telling Popeater that the “That ’70s Show” alum was actually “grossed out” by the invitation. “Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out,” the friend said.