German flat-rate brothels give you all the sex you want

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There’s a new trend in Germany— flat-rate brothels that offer unlimited sex for a fixed amount!

Apparently the world’s oldest business sector has also been hit by the global recession so these whorehouses are offering clients the opportunity to screw as many prostitutes as they like for a single fee.

For a $100 charge customers are entitled to all the sex, food and drink they want between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. The evening rate rises to $150.

Dude, that sounds like my version of heaven!

Prostitution is legal in Germany but the new discount scheme has triggered a wave of protests from politicians and human rights advocates in recent weeks.

“This is an outrageous violation of human dignity,” Heribert Rech, the Baden-Württemberg interior minister, told The Times.

“So-called flat-rate sex is an immoral development which cannot be tolerated in our society.”

On Sunday, police raided four flat-rate bordellos near Berlin and closed two of them due to poor hygiene. They say they also suspect that the establishments were employing foreign sex workers without work visas and withholding their social benefits.

Bummer!