Horse splooge served up in Wellington as new energy drink

According to stand-up comedian Carrie Snow, if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate. I don’t know what to say about that, but shots of apple-infused horse semen have reportedly become a hit in New Zealand this month as the Kiwis celebrate their annual Monteith’s Beer and Wild Food Challenge.

Yes, you read right . . . stallion semen!

The drink, available in Wellington’s Green Man Pub, is proving more popular with women. The bar’s chef, Jason Varley, said: “Ladies thought it was great…although a couple of them were worried they might bear children with long faces.”

The shots are pitched as being healthy energy boosters but it will only be served until early July.