Jim Carrey Professes Love to Emma Stone [VIDEO]

Halloween is still a good two months away, but Jim Carrey has already kicked off the festivities. The comedian with the elastic face poured his heart out in a video posted on his official website, where the 49-year-old actor confessed about his love for 22-year-old actress Emma Stone.

In the video, Carrey professes his love for Stone, who, according to the actor, is a combination of beauty, brains, and heart. “Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you,” the “Liar Liar” star said. “We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we’d laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire.”

“And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you,” the actor continues. “But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to.”

Carrey caps his declaration of love with this: “I think you’re very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment. But most of all, I wish you love and contentment.”

A rep for Carrey later said that the message was just a joke.