Kanye West Apology Generator
After making a scene at the recently concluded MTV Video Music Awards, where he rudely interrupted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech for Best Female Video, Kanye West updated his blog with a rather stilted apology that said, in all caps:
I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom. I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! I like the lyrics about being a cheerleader and she’s in the bleachers! …………………… I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!……………. Beyonce’s video was the best of this decade!!!! I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down!!!! I’m sorry to my friends at MTV. I will apologize to Taylor 2mrw. Welcome to the real world!!!! Everybody wanna booooo me but I’m a fan of real pop culture!!! No disrespect but we watchin’ the show at the crib right now cause … Well you know!!!! I’m still happy for Taylor!!!! Boooyaawww!!!! You are very talented!!!!! I gave my awards to Outkast when they deserved it over me… That’s what it is!!!!!!! I’m not crazy yall, I’m just real. Sorry for that!!! I really feel bad for Taylor and I’m sincerely sorry!!! Much Respect!!!!!
Now the guys at Atom.com were quick to jump on the Kanye meme bandwagon; they came up with a nifty Kanye West Apology Generator. “Awards season is in full swing, and you know what that means: another Kanye West meltdown,” reads the Web page containing the apology generator. “To save Mr. West some time, we put together this apology generator so he can fit all his heart-felt remorse needs into his busy schedule without missing a beat.”
To generate an apology, you must fill in some form fields with a name of a celebrity, a company, a noun, an adjective, a slang word and a number of exclamation points, among others. Click the “Generate Apology” button and a new window will pop up, containing a modified version of Kanye’s apology that includes the items you wrote in the various fields. Try it here.