Do you need a new business card? Try this business card made of meat.

We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.

Hmmm… Looks like a competitor for the Best Business Card ever made. Check out the video below:

Your business card is CRAP!

[meatcards via Boing]