New PETA Billboard to feature Tiger Woods: “Too much sex can be a bad thing”
Animal rights activist group PETA is offering to put up a billboard featuring Tiger Woods in his hometown of Windermere, Florida.
PETA is planning to place the said billboard with text, “TOO MUCH SEX CAN BE A BAD THING” on it, while sub text message says “… for little tigers too. Help keep your cats (and dogs) out of trouble: Always spay or neuter!”
On a blog post, PETA explains what’s behind the message:
One unspayed female cat and her offspring can produce an estimated 420,000 cats in only seven years, and a female dog and her offspring can produce 67,000 puppies in six years. Many of those animals end up unwanted and unloved, often dropped off at animal shelters that are already bursting at the seams.
It’s a little bit funny (just a little, really!) but PETA must make sure they have a good defense attorney just in case Tiger Woods sues them.
UPDATE: As expected…
Tiger Woods’ Lawyers threatened to sue PETA if they used his image in their campaign reports Page Six.
PETA is going to leave Tiger behind but will jump to another famous philanderer, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, with the possible tagline: “Your dog doesn’t have to go to South America to get laid.”
[image via PETA.org]