The Illegal Alien Christmas Song: Illegals in My Yard (Audio + Lyrics)

the-illegal-alien-christmas-song-illegals-in-my-yard-audioJose Feliciano, the Puerto Rican-born artist who composed “Feliz Navidad” is outraged that the theme from his holiday song was used for a musical spoof about undocumented immigrants.

The track, titled “The Illegal Alien Christmas Song,” was produced, by Talk Radio Network’s Matt Fox and AJ Rice’s “The Fox and Rice Experience.” It was posted this weekend in a podcast format at a right wing website called HumanEvents.com.

The lyrics depict “illegal” immigrants as disease-spreading criminals who drive drunk. They are also portrayed as carriers and spreaders of deadly diseases like the bubonic plague and tuberculosis.

Listen to the song below. The lyrics are as follows:

The Illegal Alien Christmas Song

Illegals in my yard (x3)
Throw them some pesos and they work so hard

Illegals in my yard (x3)
I don’t even ask if they got Green Card

They’re gonna pave up my driveway this Christmas
They’re gonna clean all my cars this Christmas
They’re gonna shovel all the snow this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard

They’re gonna dig me a pool this Christmas
They’re gonna landscape my lawn this Christmas
They’re gonna cook me up some tacos this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard (x3)
Sixteen arrive in a stolen car

Illegals in my yard (x3)
When they’re not workin they sit at the bar

They’re gonna drink some cervezas this Christmas
They’re gonna shoot some tequila this Christmas
They’re gonna get DUIs this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard

They’re getting free organ transplants this Christmas
They’re gonna have anchor babies this Christmas
They’re gonna scream “Si, se puede!” this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard

Illegals in my yard (x3)
One at a time run past those border guards

Illegals in my yard (x3)
Hugo Chavez sends his kind regards

They’re gonna tackle Pat Buchanan this Christmas
They’re gonna chase down Lou Dobbs this Christmas
They’re gonna join up with La Raza this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard

They’re gonna spread bubonic plague this Christmas
They’re gonna bring me lots of bed bug this Christmas
They’re gonna pass tuberculosis this Christmas
Those illegals in my yard