Thieves snort ashes of dead man, thought it was coke

Cocaine Human Ashes

I freakin’ love this story!

Three stupid crooks broke into a house and snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen cocaine.

The robbery occurred last month in a home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores but the details of the crime did not emerge until the suspects, all in their teens, were arrested for another robbery attempt last week.

The thieves stole jewelery and electronic equipment as well as an urn containing ashes of the victim’s father and another container with the cremated remains of her two Great Danes.