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This disposable fart pad will mask the smell of your air biscuits

Have you ever farted in public and felt super embarrassed?

One time I farted while inside the office conference room…alone. The front door suddenly opened, and six of my office mates went in. No one was saying anything, but everyone was staring at me — including my boss. I wanted to jump off the building right away.

So, how do you cover up a fart in public? Cologne? Air freshener? Apparently here’s a more efficient solution:

Disposable Fart Pad

“This pad is to be worn inside of your underwear. Can be used daily or as needed. Can be used with panty’s, briefs and panty hose. Will not be affective with boxer type underwear. Do not use your toilet for disposal. For external use only. End your fear and embarrassment when in public.”

This deodorized fart pad seems legit, but it looks so uncomfortable. Available online at Colonial Medical Assisted Devices.

[Hat tip to Laughing Squid]