What you are about to see is a demo of a bootleg iPhone application called the iSnort—which allows you to make three columns of coke on the phone’s screen—and “snort” the unlimited supply of virtual narcotics.

“Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities,” the introduction reads.

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But don’t get tricked by this demo because it’s not even a real app. It’s just a video clip that you have to choreograph your movements to. Their website claims that the “software” can be yours for five British pounds ($7.50).

We at the Daily Contributor do not condone illegal drug use.

[Via Gizmodo]